Reality Escapes Her...

I'm just a clumsy, hazel-eyed girl from a small town who likes interesting pictures and inspiring quotes that help me escape reality every once in a while. I didn't take these pictures, unless otherwise noted.
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May 26

cestlavieparis:

Emile Pandolfi - Once upon a December (piano version)

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May 23
bowtied:

thetardisisatprivetdrive:

The Doctor found your blog!

Hello- yes- sorry! Didn’t mean to surprise you, just a bit of a non-routine routine… checkarooni. Oh… no, not checkarooni. What in the blazes is a checkarooni? Really, Doctor. 
But no! Truly, there’s nothing to worry about. Just a bit of a —follow-up, yes, a follow-up, after that whole situation with the Wi-Fi. If you’re wondering, you are A-OK. I think, just one more quick—…… ah, yes. No residual, soul-sucking hotspots here. Relax, and- and… keep on scrolling. 
Oh, and if you happen to see a fish on your monitors… don’t be alarmed. He’s microchip-encapsulated, called Barnaby. I had him on the TARDIS monitors and then he just went swimming off into the Wi-Fi. If you see him, just, you know, shoo him in the general direction of my when-and-where. 
(Okay, so less of a follow-up-with-the-Wi-Fi, more of a I’ve-lost-my-bio-fibre-optic-fish… but I digress!)

bowtied:

thetardisisatprivetdrive:

The Doctor found your blog!

Hello- yes- sorry! Didn’t mean to surprise you, just a bit of a non-routine routine… checkarooni. Oh… no, not checkarooni. What in the blazes is a checkarooni? Really, Doctor. 

But no! Truly, there’s nothing to worry about. Just a bit of a —follow-up, yes, a follow-up, after that whole situation with the Wi-Fi. If you’re wondering, you are A-OK. I think, just one more quick—…… ah, yes. No residual, soul-sucking hotspots here. Relax, and- and… keep on scrolling. 

Oh, and if you happen to see a fish on your monitors… don’t be alarmed. He’s microchip-encapsulated, called Barnaby. I had him on the TARDIS monitors and then he just went swimming off into the Wi-Fi. If you see him, just, you know, shoo him in the general direction of my when-and-where. 

(Okay, so less of a follow-up-with-the-Wi-Fi, more of a I’ve-lost-my-bio-fibre-optic-fish… but I digress!)

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May 22
george0malley:

Fake Movie Meme → The Wizard of Oz modern adventure drama adaptation




Tired of wondering about the truth and not finding the answers she needs from her “wicked” interfering mother (Lena Headey), Dorothy (Alia Shawkat) enlists the help of her intellectually insecure friend Scott (Andrew Garfield), emotionally stunted friend Tina  (Jane Levy), and cowardly friend Liam (Max Thieriot) to road trip across the country in search of the mythical father she has never met.

george0malley:

Fake Movie MemeThe Wizard of Oz modern adventure drama adaptation

Tired of wondering about the truth and not finding the answers she needs from her “wicked” interfering mother (Lena Headey), Dorothy (Alia Shawkat) enlists the help of her intellectually insecure friend Scott (Andrew Garfield), emotionally stunted friend Tina  (Jane Levy), and cowardly friend Liam (Max Thieriot) to road trip across the country in search of the mythical father she has never met.

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May 20

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

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Old tree stump with grass growing over it on the Faroe Islands kind of looks like a unicorn.

Old tree stump with grass growing over it on the Faroe Islands kind of looks like a unicorn.

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“I’m not fascinated by people who smile all the time. What I find interesting is the way people look when they are lost in thought, when their face becomes angry or serious, when they bite their lip, the way they glance, the way they look down when they walk, when they are alone and smoking a cigarette, when they smirk, the way they half smile, the way they try and hold back tears, the way when their face says they want to say something but can’t, the way they look at someone they want or love… I love the way people look when they do these things. It’s… beautiful.”

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THIS. THIS. THIS. THIS.

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quadrivium:

George Blagden - Hallelujah

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Anonymous said: you have no idea for how long i have been searching for the movie with the blue butterfly. it's ''bright star'' i yhink you're bewitchingly awesome. your top 10 movies of all time?

Bright Star is on my “To Watch” list.

Bewitchingly awesome… I like that! I’m sure I would like you just as much. If you want to message me off anon I can follow you.

Choosing a favorite of anything is impossible for me, but I will list some of the movies I’ve watched over and over again.

1. The Mummy 1&2

2. Stardust

3. A Walk to Remember

4. Moulin Rogue

5. The Secret Garden

6. Practical Magic

7. 10 Things I Hate About You

8. Jumanji

9. The Goonies

10. Pretty much any Disney/Pixar/Dreamworks animated movie. 

11. Peter Pan (2003)

12. A Knight’s Tale

There are SO many more I love! Those are just old favorites. There are plenty of newer films I adore as well!


May 19

rnashedpotato said: random numbers : 200, 174, 15, 11, 165, 71, 43, 5

My crushes name is: I don’t have any non-celebrity crushes. 

Do you have any siblings: I have two brothers, one older by 7 years and one younger by 3 years. 

Favorite day of the week: Thursday is my “Do something outside of the house that is relatively fun” day.

Favorite food: Pizza. I could eat pizza all day every day. Or pasta.

Do you believe in aliens: I have no doubt that there are other intelligent lifeforms in the universe besides humans. 

Next summer: Will hopefully be more productive and relaxing than this one.

Do you have a 5 year plan: No. 

Favorite color: Any shade of purple!