Reality Escapes Her...

I'm just a clumsy, hazel-eyed girl from a small town who likes interesting pictures and inspiring quotes that help me escape reality every once in a while. I didn't take these pictures, unless otherwise noted.
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Jun 8

mishasminions:

SIR PATRICK STEWART & SIR IAN MCKELLEN: How to Be a Sir

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bitch-jerk-assbutt-bollocks:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

naturepunk:

elegantwolves:

by Klaus Bulgrin

I’m gonna eat this rock. The whole rock. Just eat it. 

I WILL EAT ALL THE ROCKS

Moon Moon, you can’t eat a fucking rock

bitch-jerk-assbutt-bollocks:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

naturepunk:

elegantwolves:

by Klaus Bulgrin

I’m gonna eat this rock. The whole rock. Just eat it. 

I WILL EAT ALL THE ROCKS

Moon Moon, you can’t eat a fucking rock

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dickcat:

Satanicat
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dickcat:

Satanicat

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prokopetz:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

zooophagous:

Hades speaks to me on a spiritual level

why does tumblr always relate to the satan of every fandom

Because it’s easier to identify with a flawed character then some kind of ultra human the hero normally is portrayed as.

Possibly also because Satan figures in media typically live in dark holes in the ground, spend most of their time laughing at others’ misfortunes, and communicate primarily by means of passive-aggressive snark.

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Edward Scissorhands (1990); dir. by Tim Burton

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10 Old Fashioned Dating Habits We Should Make Cool Again

  • 1. Coming to the door to pick someone up.
  • 2. Trying to dress really nicely for a date.
  • 3. Bringing flowers or other tokens of affection to the first date.
  • 4. Going dancing that’s not grinding on a grimy club floor.
  • 5. Straightforwardly asking someone out and not calling it “hanging out.”
  • 6. Additionally, being clear about when you’re “going steady.”
  • 7. Romantic gestures like writing poems.
  • 8. Turning electronics off and just being with one another.
  • 9. The general concept of asking permission for things.
  • 10. Not assuming sex is to be had at any point in time.
  • by Kate Bailey

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“It doesn’t interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for, and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart’s longing. It doesn’t interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love, for your dream, for the adventure of being alive.” Oriah Mountain Dreamer (via seabois)

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if thats not punk i dont know what is

if thats not punk i dont know what is

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7bottles:

haz-eel:

photograph is worth a thousand words
its powerful
Nobody is born a racist.
omg, this should be relboged millions of times.
nobodys born racist, society teaches it

this is beautiful

7bottles:

haz-eel:

photograph is worth a thousand words

its powerful

Nobody is born a racist.

omg, this should be relboged millions of times.

nobodys born racist, society teaches it

this is beautiful

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pradafied:


Kirsty Hume and Trish Goffby photographed by Tim Walker for Vogue UK - 1998

pradafied:

Kirsty Hume and Trish Goffby photographed by Tim Walker for Vogue UK - 1998

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nietpassend:

Puje, 13 years old, reindeer territory in northern Mongolia, by Tim Walker for Vogue December 2011

nietpassend:

Puje, 13 years old, reindeer territory in northern Mongolia, by Tim Walker for Vogue December 2011

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