Reality Escapes Her...

I'm just a clumsy, hazel-eyed girl from a small town who likes interesting pictures and inspiring quotes that help me escape reality every once in a while. I didn't take these pictures, unless otherwise noted.
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Mar 30
mayfairzombie:

Wonderful monsters

mayfairzombie:

Wonderful monsters

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weareallprostitutesandjunkies:

Frida Kahlo and her pet deer, Granizo, 1939, photograph by Nickolas Muray

weareallprostitutesandjunkies:

Frida Kahlo and her pet deer, Granizo, 1939, photograph by Nickolas Muray

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arthurdentistry:

werecarrot:

abortion won’t stop because you made it nearly impossible to have clinical support

LGBT people won’t stop loving each other because you banned marriage equality

sex won’t stop because of your abstinence only education programs

LIFE WON’T STOP BECAUSE YOU DEEMED IT IMMORAL IT WILL JUST BECOME MORE RISKY

"If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."-Jellos Biafra

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allyouaretomeisdeadskin:

seriously such a great idea

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kersedxxx:

godscorpse:

literally me everytime i am outdoors.
like fuck you bitch i am wALKING

Don’t stop for cars, cars stop for you

kersedxxx:

godscorpse:

literally me everytime i am outdoors.

like fuck you bitch i am wALKING

Don’t stop for cars, cars stop for you

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swampmermaids:

dutchster:

his brother lost a bet and has to dance for 30 minutes. strangers join in to dance with him

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Mar 27

cutesy:

by Norwegian conceptual artist Rune Guneriussen

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Reblog if you want your followers to tell you which fictional character you remind them of.

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jaclynpaige:

Leighton Meester and Dana Williams cover “Dreams” by Fleetwood Mac

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“I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they’re right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.” ― Marilyn Monroe

“I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they’re right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.” 
― Marilyn Monroe

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Mar 26

tolkienteacher:

phdinlycanthropy:

Deciding whether or not I want to keep watching Teen Wolf next season is like deciding whether or not to accept that drunk booty call from your ex who is suuuper hot but who never makes you come and also makes you pay for the takeout after

Yuuuuuuuuuup

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tiny-tiny-tiger:

cosmic-narwhaal:

In Michigan we don’t say, “I love you,” we say, “I would share my fudge with you,” which approximately translates into, “I am willing to let you have a piece of the thing that I wait all year to get from a very specific shop on a very small island in a very big lake which costs seven dollars a pound.” and I think that’s beautiful.

I live in Michigan and can assure everyone that this is 100% accurate.

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Mar 25
avatar-trisana:

laughterkey:

cumaeansibyl:

this is legit btw
I mean, there were folkloric heroes like Robin Hood before the Scarlet Pimpernel, but they didn’t really do the secret identity — people might not have known Robin Hood’s real identity but he wasn’t out living a double life and his costume was just what he and his buds wore in the forest, whereas the Pimpernel was actually doing the exact same thing as Bruce Wayne (pampered aristocrat by day, avenging hero by night)
also I wanna point out that the Scarlet Pimpernel was actually the leader of a league of twenty people also living double lives — Baroness Orczy also invented the first superhero team

Also The Scarlet Pimpernel is goddamned amazing and if you’ve never read it you’re missing out.

first computer code then science fiction now this we need to kick those fake nerd boys out

avatar-trisana:

laughterkey:

cumaeansibyl:

this is legit btw

I mean, there were folkloric heroes like Robin Hood before the Scarlet Pimpernel, but they didn’t really do the secret identity — people might not have known Robin Hood’s real identity but he wasn’t out living a double life and his costume was just what he and his buds wore in the forest, whereas the Pimpernel was actually doing the exact same thing as Bruce Wayne (pampered aristocrat by day, avenging hero by night)

also I wanna point out that the Scarlet Pimpernel was actually the leader of a league of twenty people also living double lives — Baroness Orczy also invented the first superhero team

Also The Scarlet Pimpernel is goddamned amazing and if you’ve never read it you’re missing out.

first computer code then science fiction now this we need to kick those fake nerd boys out

(via darkanachronism)